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Dirty Limericks: Alma Quirky Classics

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Dirty Limericks (Alma Quirky Classics)

by Mind Experts

4.4 out of 5

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Limericks are a type of poem that consists of five lines, with a specific rhyme scheme and meter. They are often humorous, and sometimes even downright dirty. Alma Quirky is a master of the dirty limerick, and her work has been enjoyed by millions around the world.

In this article, we will take a look at some of Alma Quirky's most famous dirty limericks. Be warned, these limericks are not for the faint of heart. They are full of sexual innuendo, profanity, and other naughty bits. But if you are looking for a good laugh, then you have come to the right place.

1. There was a young lady from Kent

There was a young lady from Kent, Whose morals were sadly quite bent. She'd do anything, For a wedding ring, Even a night in a tent.

This limerick is a classic example of Alma Quirky's style. It is full of sexual innuendo, and it is sure to get a laugh from anyone who reads it.

2. There was a young man from Peru

There was a young man from Peru, Whose willy was long like a shoe. He said, "It's a sin, But I'll put it right in, If you'll just let me screw."

This limerick is a bit more explicit than the first one, but it is still very funny. It is a great example of how Alma Quirky can use rhyme and meter to create a hilarious poem.

3. There was a young lady of Ghent

There was a young lady of Ghent, Who had a most horrible scent. She said, "It's my glands, But if you put your hands, On my body, you'll repent."

This limerick is a bit more vulgar than the first two, but it is still very funny. It is a great example of how Alma Quirky can use humor to make even the most disgusting things seem funny.

4. There was a young lady of Crewe

There was a young lady of Crewe, Whose fanny was black and blue. She said, "It's my fault, I've been riding the vault, And I've got a hole through and through."

This limerick is a bit more graphic than the first three, but it is still very funny. It is a great example of how Alma Quirky can use profanity to create a hilarious poem.

5. There was a young lady from Spain

There was a young lady from Spain, Whose pussy was always in pain. She said, "It's my curse, I've been ridden by a horse, And now it's always so sore."

This limerick is a bit more disgusting than the first four, but it is still very funny. It is a great example of how Alma Quirky can use sexual innuendo to create a hilarious poem.

These are just a few of Alma Quirky's most famous dirty limericks. She has written many more, and they are all just as funny as the ones we have shared here. If you are looking for a good laugh, then I encourage you to check out her work.

And remember, if you are easily offended, then these limericks are not for you. They are full of sexual innuendo, profanity, and other naughty bits. But if you have a sense of humor, then I promise you will enjoy them.

Dirty Limericks (Alma Quirky Classics)

by Mind Experts

4.4 out of 5